Car Talk

– I am not an asshole.
-No, but you are an ass.
-I know. I am an ass. Indeed.
-But making this as an excuse make you an asshole.
-what do you mean?
– I mean you know you are an ass and everybody knows you are an ass, so you keep being an ass and justify your assness with being an ass. This is not ass anymore. this is assholeness!
-but I am not an asshole.
-You are a potential asshole, but a practical ass.